Well, it occurred to me that I haven't posted any spitefic in quite some time, but I've come up with a good idea for a short (well, I'm aiming for short, but there are no guarantees when I do) one which I'm about to start writing as your Christmas present from me! No promises it'll be ready in time for Christmas Day, but I'll do my best. Good thing I'm currently between novels. (And a few minutes ago I submitted one to a publisher! Fingers crossed!). 

It'll be about Ismira Urgal-Maiden, and may contain a special Ra'zac appearance. And now to get to work!  

 

Paolini just retwitted this (along with a bunch of clips of him "duelling" other white men at the Dragonsteel con like the mature adults they are) and well, this is why I keep calling his fans a bunch of idiots.
"Eat the path" is just SOOO deep, you guys. And there are totally multiple languages and shit! You know what, I don't have the energy to go to town on it right now.




UPDATE: Even worse: it was his idea. He suggested someone do this, then MOCKED them when they did.